Mostly inside (some outside) jokes from the family vaca.
What happened somewhere in a place, not here — stays there.
Or something like that.
“It’s a place, not here.…”
“How far away is it?” 5 minutes
Topics suggested during a game of categories… prostitutes, school subjects, and group bands
Megur (said with a slight pirate feel at the end)
Helllooooo (said with the best attempt of a British accent, to anyone walking past the cab)
Our homeless friend selling the Big Issue
Brown chicken brown cow
I’ll stab you in the eye (said with your best exaggerated Irish accent)
We’re the 3 best friends
How are things in A—–? Are they settling down?
The shower that never could
Wanna get 50-shaded?
Instagram the f*#k out of this
It repeats on me
The family size car, made for 6. The back seat blues and the sausage bag. Good thing we’re a short family!
Gorgie *click click*
Stomping/tap dancing (If you stomp your feet one more time I’ll punch you)
“What time’s our flight?” 12:00 noon “What time should we be ready?” 5:00 am. “Oh.”
Will the card work in Ireland?
Shaunie it’s huge!
You can’t wear white shorts you’re too fat!
Chloe the black cat
Archie the Mexican
Mexican food is Spanish food
Speed cup (with spilling dip and wine involved)
Have you booked the cab yet?
The smurf suit
Why don’t they have breadsticks at Papa Johns?
How can you deliver my pizza if you don’t have my address?
Shoulder shrug laughing versus the head throw back laughing
Just 2 of us in the car for tickets, “For 6 euro’s I’ll pee in the grass!”
Joe just needs to swipe his card
I’ll take a Hooker please
Take me down to the Paradise ROAD
Do you have your masturbator?
Yes yes a 1000 times yes
“Second times a charm!” Well at least I’ve been engaged!
I’ve got a whole new list of things to discuss with K
No No No No Noooo… you must go to Main Station.
Thanks seems like a silly thing for all we got but THANKS MR&MRSARK for the best family vaca!!